had someone told me American gangster would be 3 hours long i would have rented something else! fuck i have other stuff i shouldn't be doing.

oh and Alanna admitted and apologized for being i giant douche for the last 2 months. so thats always a plus. cause we all know it wasn't me.

anyways. spring break is love. find me a job.

forever yours,
Flavor de Wodke.

count me out of any future holidays that involve drinking heavily. they always seem to end up terribly on my behalf.

as all good New Year's resolution should, mine has come to a crashing and joyful end. as you might have noticed theres a rather cumbersome gap in the day in which i've been writing to my loyal 2 fan base. Anyways, i thought I'd take this time to update you again. even though i really hate this sort of thing. you know, the whole mashing in everything to make up for the fact that these thought and feelings probably all happened on different days of the week. in fact i know they did, but you didn't...well, not until i just told you.

so, onwards fellow reader!

For as terrible as i feel every time i skip a class and how far behind i feel the next day im actually doing way better than i thought i would be in all my classes. Most of them are shaping up to be B classes with one locked in for an A. Thus i can afford 1 C and still pull a 3.0 average. something i feel comfortable with being new and figuring out how it all works again. you know, that whole trying thing...not the college thing, ive been at that way to long now. i love the classes i have and i love the possibilities my major will afford me when im done with all this. Can you believe I'll be able to speak French when i walk across that stage to grab my diploma. thats weird to me. fuck i can't wait for new classes already. =]

i took some time this week with everyone off doing their own thing to spend some time with my family. i don't know how much time i'll have left with them and all. they are wicked great and i have yet to find one person who has anything bad to say about either of them. Girls in the past have believed my parents hated them, but what they never knew is my parents love all the girls i bring home. (and yes there has been more than 2) we went to go see a movie and they are the same chill people in public as they are at home or like me. Some guy was bitching up a storm and taking forever at the concession stand. we ended up standing in line for about 10 mins or so. Do we complain? no. do we demand anything to compensate for a wait we probably shouldn't have been waiting in? no. in fact the entire wodke family just really doesn't care. cause really...who cares if we miss the first 5 mins of a movie any way. nothing really important happens. i love my parents. My brother...well he's just kinda around.

nothing new about women, but then again im just kinda doing the school thing. If one comes along then one comes along. it'd be kinda nice howeve to date a girl like i just described below in my newly updated blogerific blog.

if that wasn't enough, know that i love you,
B.

So, in my anthropology class there are a slect few girls whom i've found attractive. At first i thought it was gay and there were just a bunch of lesbians all over the place. However, slowly but surely they all some how end up sitting around me (therefor easier ofr me to notice them). so anyways, there is something about these girls. they are indeed atractive but not in that omg i want her naked and on top of me kinda thing. They are the kinda girls who you come home to and have a great conversation with and who would generally care for your imput beyond "Do i look fat in this?" or "OMG when are you going to buy me this or that?" its kind of rare to me. These girls are the type you want to marry, not simply date. a good steady girlfriend. not a roller coaster where everything is great for the first half then simply dies off into monotony. this is more like the lazy river. fun all the way through. maybe a few ups and downs, but its always the same. You know what to expect and you love it. that is what i want. they are most likely all taken which is why they give off that vibe. oh well, its nice to know they exist.

perptetually yours,
Brandforth J. Wodketon IV

so we got some day after tomorrow shit going on in texas. maybe all that ice age doomsday stuff is right. i thought al gore told everyone the world is getting hotter. im not all that sure, i stole the movie so i may as well go watch it on my day off from school tomorrow. not that i probably would have went if they tried to make me. my brother has spring break. i want spring break. one week to go i guess.

i guess i could go with some updates.

dan's birthday was a strange on. there was really no celebration. my brother wanted delivered Jimmy John's subs. This is only strange because we make it a point on our family BDays to go out the resteraunt of choice. you know, setting aside our whole night for that special BDay boy/dad/mom. ANYWAYS, aside from the fact that his bday diner was now located in the finer american eatery known as our living room, he simple rushed through eating his cake. and not just fast. i got my slice second, yeah, he was already done and demanding to open his gifts. Ok, maybe we'll get to celebrate and have fun then? yeah, nope. not danny wodke. before everyone could sit down he was already through 3/4 of his gifts demanding more. all the while without a single smile on his face. ungrateful boob. i know i might have went out on the last day to get you your stuff, but its still cool and i put time into it. AT THE LEAST look at me and say thanks. whatever ass face 365 days til i have to deal with it again. no wait, its the same on christmas. some how i don't think Dan will ever know what a thank you card is.

School is fun. A girl in my math class died. she was under that 18 wheeler you might have seen on the news. i didnt really know here but i saw here everyday as i walked in. she was cute and we exchanged glances from time to time, nothing meant by them im sure. however, its wierd to think that someone ANYONE who you simple pass might not be there tomorrow for you to pass again. makes me value life a little more than i had in the past. nothing else really major is happening. i mean aside from my A class still being my A class, my 2 B classes still being my B classes, and well math...lets just hope i can squeeze one out in there. im kindy iffy on it...you know morning class syndrome and all.

hung out with alanna today. skipped my usual lunch with lauren to go to some seminar about fashion merchanidisg. what was funnier is that the speaker works in the bra and panties industry. whats even better in that he was Chinese and could barely speak english. omg the this guy had no idea how much fun i was having. im pretty sure i was the only one. i was one of 4 ...maybe 3 straight guys in there. the two being obviously gay, or too well dressed to be thought of as otherwise. it was a good time for all i guess. i went and hung out after class too. it feels good just being a friend and not worrying about all the stupid stuff. it should all go well from here, aside from the fact that ALL my friends don't like her.

Rock of love is back to a 1v1 showdown. however im almost certain i have the edge so when krystles girl goes home she'll be shit up a creek since i'll have 2 to her one with probably only 3-4 girls left. its fun, addicting and ultimatly helps build a mild routine that i would like to get better at making to help with my "adult adult" years.


lauren still punched me in the eye. i will never forgive her.



i love everyone,
Funky Bunch-less Brandon.

so i thought it was raining...but im wrong. ITS SNOWING!!!!!!!

lauren punched me in the eye :(

and its dan's birthday.




thats life.


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