wow. wow wow fuckity wow.

i pull an all nighter for this shit to happen. shit like this makes me want to drop out of school.

im sure by now you're wondering what on earth could have possibly happened. well then my kind little reader let me hit the rewind button all the way back to 9:00 a.m. Friday morning.

I, brandon wodke, like all other good students showed up extra early for math that day. of course its not hard to wake up early if you never fall asleep to begin with. Needing to make B's on the test i have today and my final in 2 weeks i was obviously up all night studying. I learned the material and had it down cold. 6 chapters i gave my life to and it all came down to this. i was handed a scantron and walked in the door. i find a sutable spot around no one as i was confident i could tackle any problem thrown at me and didnt want any wondering eyes compromising my only possible attempt at academic mastery in the mathular hemisphere.

moving right along... we are told to put our stuff up because the test were being passed out. I look around. Test...check. Pencil....check. Scantron w/ name...check. Calculator... Calculator... Calculator..............ok wtf. Somewhere between the door and my seat i had magically lost my calculator. it was not in my book, my junk of papers, under my seat, or even in this very inconpicuious hoodie i was wearing in the middle of the summer which had already caught the teacher's eye. Great, im sitting here taking an end level stats test without a calcualtor. This might just be worse than the physics test i took with no numbers.

my only saving grace will be the fact that the test was indeed mutliple choice and was 18 questions long....withy numerous easy non math questions in it. HOWEVER.... i dooooooo need a be and seeing as how theres like a 1 in 3 chance i got the questions i didnt know right. im looking at a grade somewhere in between "see you again next semester" and "i'll do anything professor."


in short. i wasted all this time for nothing. its lame. but dont worry, heres the rest of my day!!!!

drive home.
sleep.
wakeup.
kill some one.
sleep
wake up
drink heavily.
sleep.
dream.
wake up.
cry lots.
movie.



ok...that more like two days. but whatever, i dont plan on updating tomorrow as i assume nothing for childrens ears will be happening.


peace is love,
brandon

she can eat 3 times as much ice cream as i can :[
such is life.

back to learning.

god is love,
rev bran

Krystle is psychic and some how plans my dates for me four days in advance.

more on that at 11.

now back to weather.

love,
Brandon Dubz.

the more i get to know about her the more i like.

yeah me.

thats all,
brandsause

so as im watching the hills(why? i don't know.) i realized that every part of this episode i could relate to my life. that might be the lamest thing i've ever had an epiphany about.

then eisley came on, and all was well. its good to see a band you listened and watched from such a small following grow into a major band with national(though MTv) recognition.

all is well.
BDizz,.

had i been the person i thought i was
there would be a ring on my finger now.
but my fingers are empty
and i don't regret a thing.

had you been the person i thought you were
there might a be another ring on my finger now.
but my fingers are empty
and i don't regret a thing.

had you been the person you told me me you thought you were
there would be a tag on your toe now.
but your toes are empty
and thats a precious thing.

had you been the person we all want you to be
there would be a ring on her finger now
but her fingers are empty
its just one simple thing.

i may die with my fingers empty.
but i won't regret a thing.

Dear Robert Frost,

i don't have a car that will make it to the fork in the road.
therefor i can't take either path.
and that has made all the difference.

send help.

yours truely,
Brandon Wodke.


on a lighter note, im going to start branching out and trying to meet new people. i know its late in the semester so i might wait till next semester. i need something new and refreshing. and not even just a girl. new dood and grrrL frwiends to hang out with and shit once (...if ever) i move to denton. who knows. i just feel like i need something different then what i have. maybe i just need a fucking job. whatever. im bored. scholl is gay and easy. done.


wack.
brandon